Thursday, 23 December 2010

Season's Meetings

Merry Christmas to one and all. We hope you are not stuck in the office between Xmas and New Year... slow days!

Monday, 20 December 2010

Shabby Road at Xmas



Christmas? Snowing? Snowing while you're in work? Let's hope we can make it out and back home before we get... SNOWED IN AT THE OFFICE!!!

Thursday, 9 December 2010

Warm pudding of hapiness

 Want the fun meeting pudding...



Sometimes Japanese adverts remind me of alcohol..... they'll make you all happy, but they also hold the promise of terrible, terrible headaches.

Thursday, 2 December 2010

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Friday, 12 November 2010

zombie racism.

In a politically correct, world gone mad! You can't even zombie up and get wrecked in your SU anymore. That whacky Physics society should of had at least one blue krishna zombie and they would of caused a world wide outrage.

so blue

Monday, 25 October 2010

Work is...Brainstopping


Here is a homage to the great film Trainspotting. There is a lot of scope with the number and type of office worker you can get. Might be a series of ongoing work here! Choose Life...Choose a Career...Choose Brainstopping Work. Become an Office Zombie! Because work for everyone is...Brainstopping!

Monday, 11 October 2010

ZOMBIEFIT

Now there's no excuse for exercise

"The keys to surviving Z-day are simple: Be able to lift and throw heavy things"

fantastic. No shoot them in the head training yet though....

Friday, 8 October 2010

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Raiders Of The Last A4


It's the Office Zombies in pursuit of the very last piece of A4 paper in the entire building. A perilous quest to seek one precious hard copy sheet. Can our intrepid Hero find this artifact before his meeting?

Friday, 17 September 2010

Leaving for dead.

Here's a nice song from left for dead 2 

'Re: Your Brains'



If you don't know the left for dead games they are an action packed, fight for survival set of online games that manages to actually make running zombies cool. There is no plot, just run and shoot like hell with 4 well written characters who are trying to escape the city in one piece, watch this trailer for a good taste (of brains). It's certainly been making us lose some sleep.

Thursday, 16 September 2010

THE WALKING DEAD



The guy from teachers... is the main character in the new walking dead series, strange choice but we kind of like it! If you don't read walking dead (the comic it is based on), it's OK, but go get it right now. The comic explores the zombie apocalypse and the psychological effects of what happens when you hack walking corpses in the head on a daily bases. Writer Robert Kirkman promises to just keep on going with the story so this series should be something real special, make sure you watch it.

Monday, 13 September 2010

Zombie studies

Without sounding too much like a mad scientist, We wonder if it is at all possible to become a Doctor of Zombie

Thursday, 9 September 2010

Great Scott!

Back to the Future is.... well, it's BACK!

Because we hate people at the top...

People in charge always exploit their power over you don't they? Just be thankful that, most of the time, they can't actually crush your throat without even touching you.

Friday, 23 July 2010

Say goodbye to your lunch hour

Shame theres no music but it's nice to see the classic

DOOM!


and remember the wise words before you quit...

"I wouldn't leave if I were you. Work is much worse."

Thursday, 8 July 2010

Now with added tweet tweet!


Stay up to date with office zombies tweets - because everybody else does it too!
Now get that damn bird away from the window!

Saturday, 26 June 2010

In the Car

If you are lucky enough to use Spotify (and if not then you need some internet savvy friends who can invite you to the waiting list)...
then we recommend this whilst you drive to work Monty Python – Matching Tie And Handkerchief . If you're like the rest of the world, then you have to settle for youtube and some guy filming his record player. (sigh) - can't we get this on iTunes or something?!?

Anyway, just get it and play it in the car on your way to the office, because when the person in front of you has decided that National speed limit is now 32 mph, we promise you'll find yourself laughing rather than crying.

Our favs are Dead Bishops/Rats, Cheese Emporium and Background to History.

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Thursday, 10 June 2010

Office Zombies Remember



A fantastic TV series from our childhood about an ugly Australian family experiencing all sorts of weird shit. Even weird seagull shit. Next up, does anyone remember the one with the boy in a shopping mall, a robotic mannequin and a dimension to another world?

Sunday, 6 June 2010

We live by this song


If you're low paid office zombie scum, try listening to Take Stuff from Work by King Missile

"Take stuff from work.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper
Take 'em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take 'em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good."


Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Volcanic Problems



And I thought this vacation was going to be relaxing. 12 hours of queueing, 3 sleepless nights and I have to take it as unpaid or extra holiday. I curse you volcano, now I just need another holiday in order to get over this...

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Speed Camera

To person in front, 
please do not slow down to 10 MPH whilst going past the speed camera as I am already late for work. If  you fail to do so i WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR SOUL
love the Office Zombies

Sunday, 28 March 2010

When The Clocks Change...


Where we're going we NEED roads!
The clocks have gone forward so we really have gone
Back To The Future!


Thursday, 7 January 2010

Monday, 4 January 2010

Happy Office Zombies Day!



BACK... to Work!
We all know that next to coming back from your holidays, this is THE worst day in your working year. But don't worry, we're here now to help you get through. Good luck Office Zombies.