Z-Motivation: Meetings

A good strong handshake is the key, apart from the time when I accidentally squeezed too hard and heard a knuckle pop.

Weird alternate TV universe.

It's like a bad, bad, bad, unfunny, bad dream. Part 1




Part 2.

Truth

Happy Office Zombies Day!

Well, it's back to work after all the festive fun, and the first day back is always the hardest.

Happy Office Zombies day!

Season's Meetings

Merry Christmas to one and all. We hope you are not stuck in the office between Xmas and New Year... slow days!

Shabby Road at Xmas

Christmas? Snowing? Snowing while you're in work? Let's hope we can make it out and back home before we get... SNOWED IN AT THE OFFICE!!!

Warm pudding of hapiness

 Want the fun meeting pudding...



Sometimes Japanese adverts remind me of alcohol..... they'll make you all happy, but they also hold the promise of terrible, terrible headaches.

OMG A VIDEO!

It's only a matter of time until we hit the cinemas in 3-D

The Secret Of No Success

The magic of the movies - Office Zombies style, continues with the treatment given to this 80's classic!

zombie racism.

In a politically correct, world gone mad! You can't even zombie up and get wrecked in your SU anymore. That whacky Physics society should of had at least one blue krishna zombie and they would of caused a world wide outrage.

so blue

This guy has a better job than me

Work is...Brainstopping

Here is a homage to the great film Trainspotting. There is a lot of scope with the number and type of office worker you can get. Might be a series of ongoing work here! Choose Life...Choose a Career...Choose Brainstopping Work. Become an Office Zombie! Because work for everyone is...Brainstopping!

Back to the Disappointing, Underwhelming Future

It's so true

and that's at least an 8.5 on the Emmet Brown impression meter

ZOMBIEFIT

Now there's no excuse for exercise

"The keys to surviving Z-day are simple: Be able to lift and throw heavy things"

fantastic. No shoot them in the head training yet though....

Fail blog is good.

 Yes Fail blog for all your schadenfreude needs

heres a particularly good one.

Weatherman Set FAIL - watch more funny videos

Gotta be in early

 but this makes it ok

I love being an Office Zombie

I love being an Office Zombie, it makes all my bosses richer.

Raiders Of The Last A4

It's the Office Zombies in pursuit of the very last piece of A4 paper in the entire building. A perilous quest to seek one precious hard copy sheet. Can our intrepid Hero find this artifact before his meeting?

Leaving for dead.

Here's a nice song from left for dead 2 

'Re: Your Brains'

If you don't know the left for dead games they are an action packed, fight for survival set of online games that manages to actually make running zombies cool. There is no plot, just run and shoot like hell with 4 well written characters who are trying to escape the city in one piece, watch this trailer for a good taste (of brains). It's certainly been making us lose some sleep.

THE WALKING DEAD

The guy from teachers... is the main character in the new walking dead series, strange choice but we kind of like it! If you don't read walking dead (the comic it is based on), it's OK, but go get it right now. The comic explores the zombie apocalypse and the psychological effects of what happens when you hack walking corpses in the head on a daily bases. Writer Robert Kirkman promises to just keep on going with the story so this series should be something real special, make sure you watch it.